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THE ASSASSIN'S WATER BOTTLE

A world-first collaboration by Steve Mould and Michael Stevens

For those who think & drink!

A modern take on the legendary assassin’s teapot, this dual-chambered bottle holds two separate liquids, but allows you to pour one at a time. Did you just pour someone the poison - or the delicious beverage?

The secret lies in covering one of two air holes with your thumb to deliver the mystery liquid to your unsuspecting guest. It took two years to vault over some of the surprisingly complex engineering hurdles that make this assassin’s bottle work. Amaze your friends or just use it to carry two different drinks in one marvelous container.

Assassin's Water Bottle 2025 edition
Assassin's Water Bottle 2025 edition
Assassin's Water Bottle 2025 edition
Assassin's Water Bottle 2025 edition
Assassin's Water Bottle 2025 edition
Assassin's Water Bottle 2025 edition
Assassin's Water Bottle 2025 edition
Assassin's Water Bottle 2025 edition
Assassin's Water Bottle 2025 edition
Assassin's Water Bottle 2025 edition
Assassin's Water Bottle 2025 edition
Assassin's Water Bottle 2025 edition
Assassin's Water Bottle 2025 edition
Assassin's Water Bottle 2025 edition
Assassin's Water Bottle 2025 edition
Assassin's Water Bottle 2025 edition
Assassin's Water Bottle 2025 edition
Assassin's Water Bottle 2025 edition
Assassin's Water Bottle 2025 edition
Assassin's Water Bottle 2025 edition

Assassin's Water Bottle 2025 edition

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SIGNED LIFE-SIZED ENGINEERING PRINTS

Signed posters

$65 each OR $120 for both

Both engineering posters together create the Michael<>Steve chimera with a signature from Steve and Michael.

How it works

BEHIND THE SLEEVES

BRAIDS

A mathematical knot is a closed curve in three-dimensional space - essentially, a curvy shape where the ends connect. Alexander’s Theorem proved that every knot could also be represented as a braid - a ring of intertwined threads that happens to be a perfect thing to decorate a cylinder with. Features a spectrum of eight of our favorite Alexander braids.

KNIGHT'S TOUR

If you place a knight on an empty chess board, it’s possible to visit every square on the board exactly once and end up back where you started using the knight’s unique movement pattern. That’s called a knight's tour, and there are millions of different knight’s tours for a standard 8x8 chessboard. But it’s impossible to create one for a board with an odd number of squares - unless that board is on a cylinder! Say hello to your 9 x 13 knight’s tour.

KNIGHT'S TOUR

If you place a knight on an empty chess board, it’s possible to visit every square on the board exactly once and end up back where you started using the knight’s unique movement pattern. That’s called a knight's tour, and there are millions of different knight’s tours for a standard 8x8 chessboard. But it’s impossible to create one for a board with an odd number of squares - unless that board is on a cylinder! Say hello to your 9 x 13 knight’s tour.

ASTEROIDS

In the classic arcade game Asteroids, when you fly off the left edge of the screen, you reappear on the right. In other words, the Asteroids universe is topologically equivalent to a cylinder. So we put it on one.

P3M1 WALLPAPER

There are only 17 different wallpapers. Which is to say,there are only 17 planar symmetry groups. Steve's favoriteis the p3m1 group.

P3M1 WALLPAPER

There are only 17 different wallpapers. Which is to say, there are only 17 planar symmetry groups. Steve's favorite is the p3m1 group.

HISTORY OF THE ASSASSIN'S TEAPOT

Steve
Michael

“The assassin’s teapot just wasn’t portable enough for me. I need to be able to secretly choose between two liquids ON THE GO!”

Steve Mould
co-creator

“I never considered poisoning anyone until now. Just kidding!!… Or am I?”

Michael Stevens
co-creator

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“The assassin’s teapot just wasn’t portable enough for me. I need to be able to secretly choose between two liquids ON THE GO!”

Steve Mould
co-creator

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“I never considered poisoning anyone until now. Just kidding!!… Or am I?”

Michael Stevens
co-creator

FAQ

When will the bottles be delivered?

Your order should arrive within 1⁠–2 weeks if you're in the United States, or within 2⁠–3 weeks for international destinations.

Are they dishwasher safe?

Yes, it’s dishwasher safe.

What age is this recommended for?

Recommended for ages 12 and up.

What type of plastic is the bottle made from?

Our bottles are made from Tritan plastic. It is BPA- and BPS-Free. Tritan plastic is FDA/EFSA-approved for food contact.

How big is the bottle?

900ml (450ml per side) – that’s just over 30oz.

Can you use this as an everyday water bottle?

Yes, it's completely functional as a water bottle!

What can I put in the bottle?

The effect doesn’t work as well with fizzy drinks – the buildup of pressure inside is likely to cause issues with the ‘trick’ mechanism. Otherwise, you can use it for any other liquids! I’d use it for wine. You decide.

Can I use this bottle to kill Steve?

No. Only Steve can kill Steve. You may not kill him or anyone else.

What else can I do with the bottle?

Assuming you’re not an assassin, there are other reasons to buy this bottle:

You can carry your expensive electrolyte-infused performance-enhancing body fuel, and some regular water at the same time

Offer friends red or white wine without swapping bottles

Pour a black coffee and then add milk, as if by magic

Gin and vermouth for your martini, Mr. Bond

Give kids a choice of apple or orange juice from the same bottle

Olive oil on one side and balsamic vinegar on the other for your salad

Do NOT use this to smuggle alcohol into an event. Or do. I’m not your dad.